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just a lotta nonsense to post today.
hope this helps get your week started on the right foot.
the perfect burp.
since sharon moved in three months ago, we've been now trying to perfect the perfect burp.
soda, as you see, helps.
i would totally love to live here.
no comment needed.
did i post this before?
(submit your best caption)
smell ya later!
todd
11 comments:
Ah yes Calvin & Hobbes are some of the best stuff out there still, to this day! I'm kind of reminded of them with the Marvel one-shots with Franklin Richards, the Chris Eliopoulis is one awesome cartoonist. My GF can crank out some killers with soda but does a lot better with beer hahaha. That hanging house would be mighty interesting. Although kinda spooky at the same time.
My shot at a caption would be:
"Ronald McDonald, as seen here, was arrested at a local park for having kids sit in his lap while he yelled, 'I'm loving it!'"
No soda is necessary for me to unleash my mighty throat winds, much to Angie's dismay. Lilah seems to get a kick out of them, but then again, she's only 9 months old. (They sound just like the Chewbacca I do, so you can't really blame her.)
Caption — GOLDEN ARCHES, GOLDEN SHOWERS: The Sorbid True Story Behind Ronald's Red Smile.
I at least hope the engine was warm for the poor girl.
As for the photo caption:
Ronald McDonald was arrested today on charges of trademark infringement after walking up to a group of mother's in the park, pointing at his own groin and shouting: "Home of the Whopper."
The Burger King could not be reached for comment.
Here's my caption...
"Authorities call this another tragic case of failing to keep the hot side hot and the cool side cool."
..remember the McDLT? No? Here...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JHHmUPxNpR4
I can't beat those captions but that picture of the dusty hood intrigues me. I'm trying to figure out what was going on and, to me, it looks like a four-armed woman was trying futilely to reach the windshield wipers on that car. Why? I do not know. But the apparent desperation in her attempt saddens me.
I should be on CSI, no?
As for living in that cliff-house...two words. "Hell" and "no."
"Ronald McDonald was arrested today at the Capitol Building for a staged sit-in to protest the banning of trans-fats in cooking. Ray Kroc was unavailable for comment."
Calvin and Hobbes are sorely missed.
Todd surely togetherness is burping together in close harmony. I think you were made for each other. lol
Mr Wieringo you stole my thoughts re the car. How sad that she just didn't reach the wiper so couldn't get it off. I too am applying for a post in CSI.
The caption. 'Ronald McDonald in glowing testicle mystery.
Those captions rock.
I almost fell outta my chair reading this stuff.
Matt, however made me laugh the most.
I think you definitely have a shot of working at CSI
Here in Wisconsin we have a tourist attraction called The House on the Rock. This one should be called The House Hanging From the Rock Over the Precipice of Death!
As for Ronald, : Ronald McDonald was arrested for public drunkeness after an incident at a local park. Upon further investigation, it was discovered that he had consumed multiple egg nog milkshakes. He was also charged with resisting arrest after confronting officers, stating "I'm done clowning around with you a**holes!"
Thank you, I'll be here all week.
Bob, I was trying to come up with something to do with that glow between Ronald's legs but couldn't make it work. You da man.
Yeah, I'll have a number 2 with a coke and a caramel sundae with glowing clown nuts please.
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