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Tuesday, June 05, 2007

lists, you say...

okay...

last week i commented on how bravo and vh-1 seem to be doing some pretty good business with these list shows; 100 scariest movies, 100 funniest, 100 one-hit wonders, etc. they seem to be nothing but mindless, mind-numbing...lists! and yet every time i happen upon one of them, i must admit, i'm intrigued. i pause and then look up at the clock to see that 3 hours have passed. maybe it's the trivia seeker in me, or the nostalgiast, or, as many other writers will tell you, more likely it's the procrastinator, but i get caught up in them so easily.

that said, i soon set to task a few of our regulars on the topics of five funniest movies, five favorite cartoons, and five favorite songs. i have to say, WE did some pretty good numbers with that ourselves--LOTS of people logged in with their choices--and i truly LOVE when you guys write in!--and scott suggested...nay, DEMANDED...more lists!

so as i am still juggling too much and unable to really talk about any of it, let's do some of that...

let's start with a rather broad topic and then see if we need to narrow it down...

five favorite catch phrases--lines or quotes--from movies.
(let's keep it to movies first and see if there's interest in doing tv later...)
i knew a girl once who could quote most of "the princess bride" to you in her sleep.
she often did.
maybe this category is still too broad--should we say five from comedies and five from dramas. yeah, let's do that...

five favorite catch phrases from film comedy

and

five favorite catch phrases from film drama

there ya go.




moving on, while i try my best to always be positive and not complain--both in life and here on the blog--i gotta tell ya that i'm pretty disappointed to report that both the TELLOS Colossal hardcover from image and the Perhapanauts:Second Chances trade from dark horse will be shipping a week or so later than originally scheduled. mike, craig, and i are all disappointed and frustrated by this and, while there are always feasible explanations...man, it just takes the wind outta your sails when you plan to have books at a show or wherever and you're left empty handed. craig and i WILL have copies of the second chances trade at heroescon in charlotte, but the tellos book has been bumped to >hopefully< the last week in june due to some production problems. (seems that even though the original files are only 7 years old, the process has already changed so much that all of the files needed to be reformatted for the book. it DOES look AWESOME, but still...woulda been nice to have in charlotte...)

we have absolutely no idea why the 'haps trade is late...

anyway, apologies. we're as diappointed as you are.

hope to see ya at the show anyway--just a week and a half away!! woo hoo!

and for those of you who thrilled to the magic of the perhapanauts choopie butt card last year, craig and i are workin' on a little something special for this year too! (although i think this one might hafta cost a buck or two...)

anyway, my time is up here--i gotta get back to work!
send in your lists!
and, as always, if you have trouble posting a comment and/or don't wanna register with blogger, please feel free to 'e' me your list or comments at todd@perhapanauts.com and i'll be sure that they make it into the comments section! c'mon! do it! we'd love to see ya and you know you want to!!


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that's it for me! smell ya later!
todd


77 comments:

Scott said...

That's too bad that the books are delayed. But, at least you'll have the Perhaps trade at Heroes. I'm SO psyched for Heroes.

Now for lists.
5 catch phrases from Comedies
- "Let's show this pre-historic bitch how we do things downtown" - Ghostbusters
- "When someone asks you if you're a god, you say YES." - also Ghostbusters
- "Earmuffs" - Old School
- "22, 23, Whatever it takes." - Mr. Mom
- "Shirely, you jest."
"No, I'm not. And don't call me Shirely." - Airplane

I had more trouble with catch phrases from Dramas, so I took some liberties.
- "Quid pro quo, Dr. Lector." - Silence of the Lambs
- "Yippy Kae Yay, Mother Fucker" Die Hard
- "We're going to need a bigger boat." - Jaws
- "No time for love, Dr. Jones" - Indiana Jones and Temple of Doom
- "She's the fastest hunk of junk in the galaxy." - Star Wars

craig rousseau said...

okay, so, here's 5 comedy quotes off the top of the head ... ( and in the spirit of todd's blog, i decided to leave out the movie name for a bit more fun... but i think they're pretty obvious)...

i'll post my drama quotes later.

"1.21 jigawatts? Great Scott!"

"No more yankee my wankie. The Donger need sleep."

"You're my boy, Blue!"

"Yooooooooow, Kelly Clarkson!"

"There's a lotta things about me you don't know anything about, Dottie. Things you wouldn't understand. Things you couldn't understand. Things you shouldn't understand."

Brian said...

I'm bummed about the publication push back, but it does save me having to lug that oversized hardcover home.

Here are the comedies, I'll have to work on the dramas.

Comedies:

"It's In the Hole."

"Pool and a pond, pond would be good for you."

"You'll get nothing and like it"

"Hey, Lama, hey, how about a little something, you know, for the effort, you know." And he says, "Oh, uh, there won't be any money, but when you die, on your deathbed, you will receive total consciousness." So I got that goin' for me, which is nice.

"Joey, do you like movies about gladiators?"

Jason Copland said...

In no particular order....
five favorite catch phrases from film comedy:

"It just doesn't matter if we win or if we lose. It just doesn't matter! It just doesn't matter! It just doesn't matter!" - Bill Murray and camp chanting in Meatballs

"I see your swartz is as big as mine" - Dark Helmet to Lonestar in Spaceballs

"Come and see the violence inherent in the system! Help! Help! I'm being repressed!" - Dennis to King Arthur in Monty Python and the Holy Grail

"It's like, how much more black could this be? and the answer is none. None more black. " - Nigel Tufnel talks about the cover of their new record, "Smell The Glove", in This Is Spinal Tap

"Gentlemen, you can't fight in here! This is the War Room. " The President to General Turgidson and Russian Ambassador in Dr. Strangelove

and

five favorite catch phrases from film drama

"No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." - Yoda to Luke in The Empire Strikes Back

"With a gun barrel between your teeth, you speak only in vowels." - The Narrator (Edward Norton) in Fight Club

"Run, runner! " - Logan 5 to Runners in Logan's Run

"Take your stinking paws off me, you damned dirty ape!" - Taylor to his ape captors in Planet of the Apes

"That's a pretty fucking good milkshake. I don't know if it's worth five dollars but it's pretty fucking good. " Vincent Vega to Mia Wallace in Pulp Fiction

Jeff said...

Comedies:
"As you wish." Princess Bride
"We're not worthy. We're not worthy." Wayne's World
"NERDS!" Revenge of the Nerds
"And wuv, tru wuv, will fowow you foweva... ." Princess Bride
"What's wrong with her? She's beautiful, she's rich, she's got huge... tracts of land." Monty Python and the Holy Grail

Drama:
"No! Try not. Do. Or do not. There is no try." SW Empire Strikes Back
"I'll be back." Terminator
"Away put your weapon! I mean you no harm." SW Empire Strikes Back
"You shall not pass!" Fellowship of the Ring
"Stupid is as stupid does." Forrest Gump

Brian said...

And now the dramas:

"The cheaper the crook, the gaudier the patter, eh?"

Humphrey Bogart as Sam Spade in The Maltese Falcon

"I couldn't be fonder of you if you were my own son. But, well, if you lose a son, its possible to get another. There's only one Maltese Falcon."

Sydney Greenstreet as Kasper Gutman in The Maltese Falcon.

"When a man's partner is killed, he's supposed to do something about it. It doesn't make any difference what you thought of him. He was your partner and you're supposed to do something about it."

Spade: The Maltese Falcon.

"We didn't believe your story, Mrs. O'Shaughnessy, we believed your 200 dollars. I mean you paid us more than if you had been telling us the truth, and enough more to make it alright."

Spade: The Maltese Falcon

"I hope they don't hang you, precious, by that sweet neck. Yes, angel, I'm gonna send you over. The chances are you'll get off with life. That means if you're a good girl, you'll be out in 20 years. I'll be waiting for you. If they hang you, I'll always remember you."

Spade: The Maltese Falcon.

My favorite part about that film was that they used Chandler's dialogue word for word from the book.

todd said...

my five favorite lines from a comedy

"i told them we already got one!"
monty python and the holy grail

"did we give up when the germans bombed pearl harbor?!"
animal house

"ray, when someone asks you if you're a god, you say YES!"
ghostbusters

"if you can dodge a wrench, you can dodge a ball!"
dodgeball

"so i got that goin' for me. which is good."
caddyshack
"

my five favorite lines from a drama

"you're gonna need a bigger boat."
jaws

"how can you be so mean to someone so meaningless?"
batman returns

"you have to see with better eyes than that."
the abyss

"just like a wop--bringing a gun to a knife fight."
the untouchables

"don't get cocky, kid."
star wars

"i love you."
"i know."
empire strikes back
return of the jedi

Colin said...

5 catch phrases from Comedies

"...dogs and cats, living together!!" - Ghostbusters

"I was just checking the... M-line on the rotary... girde- I'm retarded." - Tommy Boy

"In the quiet words of the Virgin Mary, COME AGAIN?" - Snatch

"Doing stuff is over-rated. Look at Hitler. He did lots of stuff but wouldn't we all be a lot happier if he just stayed home and smoked weed?" - The Tao of Steve

"Doing the bull dance, feeling the flow. Workin' it, workin' it." - Happy Gilmore

five favorite catch phrases from film drama

"You know how to whistle don't you? You just put your lips together and blow." - To Have and Have Not

"Get your stinking paws off me, you damned dirty ape." - Planet of the Apes

"Son of Jor-El, kneel before Zod!" - Superman 2

"I coulda been a contender. I could've been somebody, instead of a bum, which is what I am." - On the Waterfront

"He's pulls a knife, you pull a gun. He puts one of your men in the hospital, you put one of his in the morgue. That's the Chicago way." - The Untouchables

Brian said...

Bonus Holiday Comedy Line


Lauren Graham as Sue in "Bad Santa"


"F*ck me, Santa! F*ck me, Santa! F*ck me, Santa!"

craig rousseau said...

.... and here's 5 drama type quotes that i've usually got rattling around in my head, ready at a moment's notice...

"It's a madhouse! A MAD HOUSE!"

"Does... he... look... like... a ...bitch?!" (this could've easily been any of dozens or great ones...)

"KAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHNNNNNNN!!!!"

"These aren't the droids you're looking for." (but of course you haveta say it with that wave of the hand)

"I don't want to sell anything, buy anything, or process anything as a career. I don't want to sell anything bought or processed, or buy anything sold or processed, or process anything sold, bought, or processed, or repair anything sold, bought, or processed. You know, as a career, I don't want to do that."

todd said...

d'oh!
totally blanked on pulp fiction and ALL the many lines i use from that film everyday!
good one, craig!
excellent!

Brian said...

Okay, just one more:

Kevin Costner as Crash Davis in
"Bull Durham."

"Well, I believe in the soul, the c#ck, the p#ssy, the small of a woman's back, the hanging curve ball, high fiber, good scotch, that the novels of Susan Sontag are self-indulgent, overrated crap. I believe Lee Harvey Oswald acted alone. I believe there ought to be a constitutional amendment outlawing Astroturf and the designated hitter. I believe in the sweet spot, soft-core pornography, opening your presents Christmas morning rather than Christmas Eve and I believe in long, slow, deep, soft, wet kisses that last three days."

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