i'm in a real purge mode these days, cleaning my house top to bottom, spring cleaning, getting rid of stuff and setting a lot of stuff aside to be "ebay-ed".
that idea has kinda seeped into everything i've been doing lately and has extended to my computer; i've been going through files and deleting them, updating them, etc.
as i go through the bookmarks that i have labelled "funny", i've found some of the following. if ya have a moment--read; time to kill--check 'em out. some of 'em are, some of 'em aren't, and what's funny to one person, might not be to another,. but...
here's a test you can take to see if you are a cool person.
a site to find out a random fact about vin diesel...
here's a picture of a dragon man bust that marvel is doing and that craig sent me 'cause he knows how much i love this character...
and a fun game...
Ways to Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity .
1. At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and point a Hair Dryer At Passing Cars. See If They Slow Down.
2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don't Disguise Your Voice.
3. Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something, Ask If They Want Fries with that.
4. Put Your Garbage Can On Your Desk And Label It "In."
5. Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks Once Everyone has Gotten Over Their Caffeine Addictions, Switch to Espresso.
6. In The Memo Field Of All Your Checks, Write " For Smuggling Diamonds"
7. Finish All Your sentences with "In Accordance With The Prophecy."
8 Don't use any punctuation
9. As Often As Possible, Skip Rather Than Walk.
10. Order a Diet Water whenever you go out to eat, with a serious face.
11. Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is "To Go."
12. Sing Along At The Opera.
13. Go To A Poetry Recital And Ask Why The Poems Don't Rhyme?
14. Put Mosquito Netting Around Your Work Area And Play tropical Sounds All Day.
15. Five Days In Advance, Tell Your Friends You Can't Attend Their Party Because You're Not In The Mood.
16. Have Your Co-workers Address You By Your Wrestling Name, Rock Bottom.
17. When The Money Comes Out The ATM, Scream "I Won!, I Won!"
18. When Leaving The Zoo, Start Running Towards The Parking lot, Yelling
"Run For Your Lives, They're Loose!!"
19. Tell Your Children Over Dinner. "Due To The Economy, We Are Going To Have To Let One Of You Go."
20. And The Final Way To Keep A Healthy Level Of Insanity.......
and here are the answers to your
"five on friday"
1. in pulp fiction, how did tim roth know that he'd pulled samuel l. jackson's wallet out of the bag?
it's the one that says "bad mother f___er" on it.
2. what is the name of quint's boat in jaws?
3. who did the voice of the joker on batman: the animated series?
4. how about harley quinn?
5.what's aquaman's wife's name?
that's it! more on friday!