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here's your mission for today, perhapa-gang!
first go here--
http://www.comicbookresources.com/?page=preview&id=4187
and then go here--
and get your super hero squad on--
HERO UP!!!
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AMAZING SIMPLE HOME REMEDIES:
1. AVOID CUTTING YOURSELF WHEN SLICING VEGETABLES BY GETTING SOMEONE ELSE TO HOLD THE VEGETABLES WHILE YOU CHOP.
2. AVOID ARGUMENTS WITH THE FEMALES ABOUT LIFTING THE TOILET SEAT BY USING THE SINK.
3. FOR HIGH BLOOD PRESSURE SUFFERERS ~ SIMPLY CUT YOURSELF AND BLEED FOR A FEW MINUTES, THUS REDUCING THE PRESSURE ON YOUR VEINS. REMEMBER TO USE A TIMER.
4. A MOUSE TRAP PLACED ON TOP OF YOUR ALARM CLOCK WILL PREVENT YOU FROM ROLLING OVER AND GOING BACK TO SLEEP AFTER YOU HIT THE SNOOZE BUTTON.
5. IF YOU HAVE A BAD COUGH, TAKE A LARGE DOSE OF LAXATIVES. THEN YOU'LL BE AFRAID TO COUGH.
6. YOU ONLY NEED TWO TOOLS IN LIFE - WD-40 AND DUCT TAPE. IF IT DOESN'T MOVE AND SHOULD, USE THE WD-40. IF IT SHOULDN'T MOVE AND DOES, USE THE DUCT TAPE.
7. IF YOU CAN'T FIX IT WITH A HAMMER, YOU'VE GOT AN ELECTRICAL PROBLEM.
DAILY THOUGHT:
SOME PEOPLE ARE LIKE SLINKIES - NOT REALLY GOOD FOR ANYTHING BUT THEY BRING A SMILE TO YOUR FACE WHEN PUSHED DOWN THE STAIRS.
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(sorry for the delay this morning--the power was out this morning until just now...)
gotta get to work!
smell ya later!
todd
6 comments:
Mission accepted.
I shall get my copy no matter how many fanboys I must climb over or beat back with my home-made glow in the dark Mage baseball bat to do so. ;-)
Thanks for posting those Calvin and Hobbes strips. Man, do I miss him.
I can't wait to check out the book.
Your picture of the comic book store threw me. That shop is down the street from my house. I thought those were all clues to a scavenger hunt. (You can see me in the deli across the street.)
Dang, that is you Scott.
Could you pick me up a pastrami on white bread with mayo.
;-)
That's a cool looking shop.
When I picked up my copy (and I've told Todd this) my friend Marvin told me that he'd gotten a crazy amount of phone calls from people looking for this book. Todd's part of a pop culture phenomenon!
okay, well, gotta see if Borders is gonna let me Hero Up or not.
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