Thursday, July 31, 2008

EXTRA!!! The Montauk Monster!!!


several people 'e'd me this photo yesterday morning and the rumors were flying; true, hoax, ad campaign...

you know me--i WANT it to be true...

later on, wendy sent me this piece from new york magazine online.


7/30/08 6:40 pm
Investigating the Montauk Monster: The Story Deepens!

Photo: Courtesy of Alanna Nevitski
Yesterday, Gawker ran what appeared to be a photo of a bloated, leathery animal corpse — only it was like no animal anyone had seen before. A stout, hairless creature with a beak, claws, and the almond-shaped eyes familiar from renderings of space aliens, it looked, in short, like a monster. Hence the headline: "Dead Monster Washes Ashore in Montauk." The photo had come over e-mail to Anna Holmes, the managing editor at Jezebel, from an employee at Evolutionary Media Group, in Los Angeles; Holmes passed it on to Gawker. Because it came from a marketing company, Gawker surmised, "our guess is that it's viral marketing for something." They later pointed to a Cartoon Network show, Cryptids Are Real, which features similar-looking chubby monsters. We called Evolutionary, where a woman named Alanna Navitski, who claimed to be responsible for the tip, swore it was not a viral-marketing campaign. "This is what happened," she said.
"I got this e-mail and opened it from my girlfriend who works at Harris Publications, which has nothing to do with anything. Anyway, my girlfriend's sister was there with her friends and one of them took the picture. And we were like, 'This is the scariest shit we've ever seen.' And so — I'm in marketing — were like, 'Maybe we should send it to a few blogs and see if anyone else is as freaked out as we are.' We had no idea that it would turn into this. Now it's literally a beast of its own. But it has nothing to do with any kind of campaign."

In fact, this turned out to be true. A number of eyewitnesses say they saw the monster with their own eyes. "I saw the monster," says Michael Meehan, a 22-year-old waiter at the Surfside Inn, which sits above the beach where the monster washed up. "I just came walking down the beach and everyone was looking at it. No one knew what it was. It kind of looked like a dog, but it had this crazy-looking beak. I mean, I would freak out if something like that popped up next to me in the water."

So did anyone there, you know, do anything about it?

"This woman kept calling animal control," said Meehan. "She wanted to name it after herself. I think they came and got it. The carcass. Whatever it was."

But did they? The East Hampton branch of animal control referred Daily Intel to a supervisor who did not return calls for comment. And Navitski, of Evolutionary Media Group, says her friend's sister (who doesn't want to talk to the press, though Plum TV will host another woman, Jenna Hewitt, who claims she took a photo, tomorrow) says animal control never came. "They say an old guy came and carted it away," she said. "He said, 'I'm going to mount it on my wall.'"

but isn't that what you would EXPECT them to say if they were covering up a hoax...?
again, i WANT it to be true!
but, really, i could make up a story about having been there and seen it with my own eyes...

"Jake Dezago, 19, of Elizaville, NY, was eyewitness to the find as well. "My friend, John, and I were camping up in the dunes when we heard the commotion down on the beach. By the time we got there, there were already, like, eight or ten people there and everyone was gathered around this thing and everyone was on their cells. I thought that it was a body first, but when I got close enough to look, I was totally shocked. Everyone's calling it a sea creature, but with that beak and those claws, I think it looks more like it was designed for digging."

i dunno.
i hope it's real.
smell ya later!


alison said...

Jake saw it - too cool... that guy is one lucky dawg.

Anonymous said...

Wow, it's awesome that Jake saw it.

I know this friend of a friend of a neighbor's half sister-in-law that said that she saw it also, like, "this one time, when she was at band camp..."

Ok, really.
I think that with such a big planet and so much wilderness, it's totally possible that there are things out there that we have never seen.

Heywood Jablomie said...
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Heywood Jablomie said...

Wow 4 posts this week woohoo!!

That Jake he sure gets around huh?

I'm going to just keep my imagination open on this although there's been people speculating what it is.

What about the other thing that washed up, that looked like the creature from the dark crystal? anyone heard anything other than they believe it was a beluga?

renecarol said...

Wow. How cool would it be to discover it and have this new animal named after you? I believe that there are still countless undiscovered creatures out there...

alison said...

okay, snopes finally picked it up:

Brian said...

Not sure I want that to be true as I would not want to encounter it on land or water.

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